tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3219127841114256692024-03-13T10:34:10.898-07:00Ignoble ExperimentWherein We Explore the Vast Absurdity™JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.comBlogger133125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-20228922006917132922015-09-28T12:11:00.000-07:002015-09-28T12:11:39.352-07:00Ted Cruz Campaign Promise<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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While campaigning, Senator Ted Cruz promised that if elected, he would grant a presidential pardon to anyone convicted of murdering any or all of his political opponents, thereby smoothing his path to the Oval Office. The staunchly pro-life candidate added that a coupon for 15% off a Smith and Wesson high powered rifle with a scope was available for download at his campaign website. Wayne LaPierre of the National Rifle Association praised the move as the kind of decisive leadership this country needs.<br />
<br />JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-57986578668751441262012-09-15T09:15:00.004-07:002012-09-15T09:15:41.584-07:00Bike StuffThings for which a bicycle makes a superior substitute:<br />
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7. prozacJLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-75507446320664466282012-05-25T00:34:00.001-07:002012-05-25T00:34:12.324-07:00Why Doesn't NYC Have These?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-14362820965593614072012-05-06T05:44:00.002-07:002012-05-06T05:44:44.732-07:00First World Problems- Google took over Blogspot and now I have to sign in with a gmail account or something.<br />
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- My favorite place to order brunch delivery isn't on seamlessweb, so I'll have to either call them on the phone or order from my second-favorite brunch place.<br />
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- I had lots of unfinished drafts of potential blog posts and now that Google has taken over, I'm not sure how to access them.<br />
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- All our institutions are the exact opposite of what they say they are.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-29201330508975033852012-03-01T13:54:00.002-08:002012-03-01T13:55:12.120-08:00SantorumSantorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter created by engaging in anal sex.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-40620190154995231972012-02-17T23:04:00.000-08:002012-02-17T23:09:16.636-08:00Thought of the DaySpeaking truth to power is easier than speaking truth to the fools exploited by it. Of course, for democracy to survive, we must do both.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-64169197300941043202011-11-11T13:59:00.001-08:002011-11-11T14:04:50.578-08:00All Come Home - music videoToday is 11-11-11. As a Levin, I feel somewhat responsible for everybody having an okay time today. To that end, I offer you a tasty little bit of superpositivity in the form of a glowing audio-visual rectangle -- a music video for the song "All Come Home" by the electronic pop project Tiny Machines (Jon Margulies, April White and Lydia Ooghe)...<div>
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Yeah. That's a problem. I mean, my mom is a very nice person and all, and was certainly attractive in her day, but you know... it's my mom. I believe the scientific response would be: Ew, gross.</div>
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JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-71207186739154915092011-08-13T13:19:00.000-07:002011-08-13T13:24:19.896-07:00Imagined Phone Call<meta charset="utf-8">It is the late 60's/early 70's and LSD has swept the nation. The CEO of, say, Lockheed, or GE or some other giant military contractor, is talking on the phone to, say, some high-ranking military official. In the CEO's office, there's a giant TV nearby showing footage of dancing body-painted hippies at a huge war protest rally in a park...<div>
<br /></div><div>CEO: Yeah, I'm watching it. ... Yes I agree, this is completely unacceptable! A bunch of drugged up shirtless queers who look like they never learned to bathe are actually undermining popular support for our WAR?! HOW the FUCK did this happen? ... Well what are we gonna do about it? Because I'll tell you something General, nothing like this is ever gonna happen again! I guarantee you that! ... Well sure, we all know we need greater control of the media. And we should have control over the government soon enough. ... Yeah, I think Reagan has worked perfectly in California and there's no reason why we can't try installing him in the White House eventually too. And if that works out, it'll prove the concept beyond all doubt and then the sky's the limit! We'll control the presidency forever and nobody will ever know.</div><div>
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<br /></div><div>CEO: Damn hippies! ... Yeah ... I hate the Christ-looking ones the most too. Jesus was supposed to be OUR thing! Christians aren't supposed to dance around naked protesting against war with fucking flowers in their beards! Christians are supposed to do what we tell 'em! They're not supposed to want to BE LIKE JESUS! They're supposed to subconsciously assume that if they behave like Jesus then we'll torture them to death! The Jesus-on-the-cross-warning worked so well for so long! How the hell did we let THAT get away from us!? ... Really? You think that in just one generation, LSD could override centuries of subconscious conditioning? ... Fuck! We are gonna need to update our goddamn playbook here!</div>JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-68190139415524130292011-08-11T19:07:00.000-07:002011-08-13T18:21:09.200-07:00some thoughts- If the right wing virtuosos of greed continue calling the shots for much longer, the other 99% of us will soon have only the following choices:
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<br />- I certainly don't want to be an apologist for the often-disappointing Obama administration, but we all knew that Dubya was leaving him with an impossibly huge mess to clean up, and that he'd be working in an environment of incredible hostility to his mere existence. There are right wing pundits and politicians (and those voters still fooled into drinking their kool-aid) who hate Obama and everything they think he represents <i>so much</i>, that they are willing -- and actively attempting! -- to <i>burn the nation to the ground</i> just to make sure Barack looks bad. OK sure, they're not literally setting buildings on fire (as far as I know). Their current weapons of domestic mass destruction are mostly economic, of course. President Eisenhower, a Republican and former General, warned us against allowing the military-industrial complex to get too powerful. Well, we obviously didn't listen to him and now the monster has become the military-industrial-media-financial-complex. As far as I'm concerned, the wall streeters who got rich by decimating the housing market are guilty of high treason and it's a little shocking that they haven't all been executed.
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Writing it up now.<br /><br />Cheers!JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-10597568327184404672010-08-15T11:25:00.000-07:002010-08-15T11:27:14.661-07:00Movie ReviewJust watched Michael Moore's "Capitalism: A Love Story."<br /><br />Yep.<br /><br />Thinking of moving to Denmark now.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-3011472449845015922010-06-26T16:32:00.000-07:002010-06-26T18:37:14.474-07:00clean energyMany Americans are depressed. Why would that be the case in such a wealthy and wonderful country? I imagine much of the time it's because people don't have meaningful work to do. They might be jobless, or might have jobs that ultimately do more harm to society than good. There are many such jobs in the mainstream these days. Maybe even most.<br /><br />In our current "system," work that doesn't cause harm generally doesn't pay very well. That's not a system. That's a global pig-fuck.<br /><br />But people tend to have families to feed. Or expensive habits. Or both. So people go along to get along and everything keeps sliding into the shitter, while the poor suffer and the wealthy try to distract themselves from the damage they do with ever greater parties and ever more obscene luxuries.<br /><br />Even if people have enough genuinely joyful distractions to prevent them from focusing on this whole "sliding inexorably into the shitter" thing, many of them are vaguely aware of it, and it makes them vaguely uneasy. They don't quite know, or admit, why. But they just feel depressed. So we medicate them with Prozac and the like, to keep them in the game. Like shooting the QB's knee full of a local anesthetic, it enables continued service while increasing the damage to oneself, and perpetuates the game that causes the harm in the first place. From my own life, antidepressants once made it possible for me to keep getting up in the morning and driving myself in a shitbox car on a dreary highway to go to sit in a windowless mailroom performing an utterly mindless routine in service to a ridiculous and utterly wasteful industry, for such little pay that it only sustained me enough to keep me showing up for the godawful work. Woo hoo.<br /><br />Instead of that, people with no jobs, or with shitty oppressive jobs, should have access to a system that makes it easy for them to transition into well-paying work helping to create the sustainable clean-energy future. Tax money should no longer go toward anything that kills or poisons anyone anywhere or damages wildlife and ecosystems. That, of course, will free up hundreds of billions of dollars to devote to creating, running and maintaining sustainable clean-energy systems free to all people everywhere.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-70753527828583361642010-05-28T12:45:00.000-07:002010-06-01T09:54:05.731-07:00From a Comment on Chelsy's Recent FB Status"1-800-Universe, how may I direct your call?"<br /> "Uh, travel department please?"<br /> "One moment."<br />[less than one moment later...]<br /> "Travel, how may I help you?"<br /> "Uh, traffic is way heavy right now, and um, I'm totally gonna miss my flight, ya know?"<br /> "Ah... yep. I see it right here. Yeah, no way you're gonna make that flight with the traffic as it now stands. Literally, from the looks of it."<br /> "Can you do anything?"<br /> "We're the Universe. Of course we can do anything."<br /> "Let me rephrase the question. How should we proceed?"<br />-----<br /> "Well, that all depends. Which universe do you wanna move to?"<br /> "What are my top, say, 3 options?"<br /> "There's the universe where the dude who broke down on the highway in front of you, causing the traffic jam you're stuck in, decides to stay home and play video-games instead. You make it to your existing flight. There's one where traffic remains lousy, but a mechanic accidentally drops a wrench into a part of the plane your flight's on that should never have a wrench rattling around in it, and it takes long enough to remove it to delay the flight until you're safely on it. You make it to your destination just fine, only a couple hours late. Next we have a semi-wacky universe in which a hot-air balloon filled with rodeo clowns gets blown off course and makes an unexpected landing right next to your car so you jump out and impulsively ask if they'll give you a lift to the airport. They check the wind conditions and agree. Up you go, but it turns out they are dastardly rodeo clowns who intend to kidnap you and enslave you to the balloon-traveling rodeo show they're part of. Now, before I continue, if you pick this universe, there will be a question of whether you decide to join the rodeo clowns or actually get to your flight. And even if you do opt for the flight, there will still be a 40% chance or better that you will one day join the rodeo clowns, for they are highly persuasive rodeo clowns. Sorry, I just like saying 'rodeo clowns' for some reason."<br /> "That's okay."<br /> "Oh, and of course, you could always just opt to stay in this universe, miss your flight, spend an evening in the hotel airport, fly out the next morning and get to your destination a day late."<br /> "What are the various ramifications I should consider for each choice?"<br /> "Well, if you go with the video game guy staying home, nothing bad happens to you, nothing especially amazing either. The guy who stays home loses his job though. He's on his couch, smokes some pot, gets into 'Halo' or whatever, forgets to call in sick, and they just can him. Ah, but there's a slim chance this motivates the guy to get his shit together. Or possibly try to reform his band. Ooh. Not good. Um, also, several of the other people on the road make it to respective flights which they wouldn't otherwise, and one of those leads to a marriage proposal. Ah, but it gets shot down and the would-be suitor goes into a terrible depression for years. When he comes out of it, he has an idea for an invention that he thinks could make him rich (makes it possible to get toothpaste back into a tube... huh...) um, but if he pursues it he will lose his shirt because as it turns out, nobody gives a crap about getting toothpaste back into the tube. That, and the invention is the size of a small filing cabinet."<br /> "So, wait... is that a good choice universe or not?"<br /> "Hmm... really not sure. Let's see how it compares to the other choices."<br /> "Good. Hit me."<br /> "In the dropped-wrench universe, you make it to your destination a bit late, so you avoid traffic heading to where you're staying, which gets you there very quickly and in precise timing to catch a cat-burglar, making you a hero to the community. But your car takes a turn fast enough to startle a pedestrian into dropping his cel-phone leading to a chain of events too long to list but which ends with a very old man getting crushed by a falling refrigerator."<br /> "What, out on the sidewalk?"<br /> "In a stairwell. It's okay though, he lived a full life."<br /> "Next?"<br /> "Well, next is you join rodeo clowns who travel from show to show via hot-air balloon and often miss their targets leading them off on crazy adventures full of wacky hijinks. Also, the possibility exists that you visit NYC briefly in the middle there."<br /> "What kind of wacky hijinks?"<br /> "You mean, precisely? You want an itemized list? Well, many of them appear to be falling-out-of-balloon-and-landing-on-something-wacky-related. Can we maybe group those together and--"<br /> "I think I get the idea. What's next?"<br /> "You chillax at the airport hotel for an overnight. The room is adequate but you can't sleep, so you go to the lounge for a drink in the middle of the night and are mistaken for a spy. A waiter mysteriously slips you a check before you've even ordered. When you open the black leatherette check-folio thingy, the slip says 'Room 404, under the bed, 649' and there's a key to the room taped to it."<br /> "Then what?"<br /> "You go to the room, crawl under the bed and find a small box taped to the underside. You pull it free, and see it is combination-locked. You slide the numbers to read '649' and it opens. A voice instructs you to--<br /> "Maybe just cut to the chase?"<br /> "You survive your attackers, foil the evil plot of a genocidal madman, defuse a bomb with mere seconds left, and are then recruited by a super-elite secret strike force. But during a shootout with evil henchmen, one of your bullets ricochets off a fire-escape, through an opposite window and kills a young boy's pet lizard. He swears revenge and one day grows up to be your arch-nemesis, Doctor Iguana!"<br /> "Oh, I am TOTALLY doing that one!"<br /> "You sure you wouldn't rather do the wrench one, or the universe with the--"<br /> "This is between me, and the lizard man."JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-22315850186142468292010-05-08T08:32:00.000-07:002010-05-08T08:33:20.437-07:00Jon Margulies DJ's Hobotech at Coachella<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nVlm2oWbdWo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nVlm2oWbdWo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-78136704718653444022009-12-18T21:47:00.000-08:002009-12-18T21:58:15.737-08:00If Republicans Get to Run the World......for an extended period of time, we may eventually see winters when homeless people freezing to death in the streets all over the country, are rounded up and marched/dumped into furnaces to heat the homes of the wealthy.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-66566034017315120872009-11-16T22:37:00.001-08:002009-11-16T22:37:58.170-08:00Balancing Act<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-sjDm8-IuA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-sjDm8-IuA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-63047857708005080502009-07-27T18:23:00.000-07:002009-10-21T03:32:11.768-07:00Fortune CookieI have a fortune cookie fortune tacked to my fridge.<br /><br />It says: "Moderate your appetite so that with a little, you may be content."<br /><br />Tacked to the fridge, it would seem like a good reminder for someone on a diet.<br /><br />Or a budget.<br /><br />Which is, like, nobody in America.<br /><br />But probably should be 95% of the population.<br /><br />Or more.<br /><br />I kept it because I like applying it to other areas of life. Or trying anyway.<br /><br />And, right... we should probably also apply the principle to society as a whole.<br /><br />But of course, it has to start with individuals.<br /><br />Enough individuals to reach a Gladwellian tipping point.<br /><br />Feel free to use the term "Gladwellian" all you like (only for people familiar with the work of Malcolm Gladwell).<br /><br />Once a tipping point of individuals with a new viewpoint is reached, society as a whole spasms forward. Then strides confidently. Then coasts for a bit.<br /><br />In any case, I find that doing with less not only doesn't diminish my fun, it increases it. By maybe a lot!<br /><br />Case in point: the immense blackout of summer '03. I ended up going to my roof where I met and hung out with some random neighbors from my building in dumbo. We'd all had the same idea: to watch the sun set behind a Manhattan skyline that wasn't going to light up. As if Christo, for the sake of Art, had covered all the windows of a normal Manhattan in heavy black construction paper. Just for one night. Just for the fuck of it. It was a pretty amazing sight.<br /><br />In addition to their personalities, people brought things from their refrigerators/freezers to share. Spontaneously. And not just booze. Other stuff too.<br /><br />Jeff contributed a hammock. I retrieved a lantern and an acoustic guitar. Various people brought varying ability to play guitar. There were cute girls.<br /><br />It was the most fun I'd had in a while.<br /><br />I'd like NYC to do that on purpose.<br /><br />Every so often.<br /><br />Regularly, even.<br /><br />These 24-hour "electricity holidays" would of course be scheduled and announced well in advance, with plenty of reminders. Don't want people to have to climb up out of subway tunnels 'n' shit.<br /><br />I could stand to do that once a month, possibly once a week. Would it kill us to go Amish one day out of seven? I think we might find we like it so much that some of us opt to get together for small-scale impromptu power-downs of our own. Though, it may be rough on gamers, geeks and internet-addicts (he typed into a blogger composition window).<br /><br />It could become a tourist attraction too, but with no street lights, driving a car into/in town would have to be strictly forbidden. Well, maybe we would need minimal street lights, if for no reason other than to protect pedestrians from cyclists, who would most likely want to take full advantage of car-free roads throughout the entire city [viva la bicicleta!] Restaurants with gas stoves could still prepare candle-lit meals in candle-lit kitchens, and probably charge a healthy premium.<br /><br />Street artists / performers covered in EL-wire and cool battery-powered blinky-tronic stuff would attract crowds, as would fire-spinners, drum-circles, little jazz combos, all over town.<br /><br />Hospitals and all emergency response shit would of course still draw power as normal.<br /><br />Dance club owners would be pissed.<br /><br />So... clearly there are still a few minor kinks to work out.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-53331471431086063722009-05-20T18:27:00.000-07:002009-05-20T18:41:31.966-07:00I Love the Jungle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSw73cyn3I/AAAAAAAAAEU/I5cL550sM3o/s1600-h/DSC00399.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSw73cyn3I/AAAAAAAAAEU/I5cL550sM3o/s320/DSC00399.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338086000884359026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSujfof8DI/AAAAAAAAAEM/rqswxAZLtCo/s1600-h/junglesunset1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSujfof8DI/AAAAAAAAAEM/rqswxAZLtCo/s320/junglesunset1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338083383150899250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSxEhtbK1I/AAAAAAAAAEc/ImifFbRDcbI/s1600-h/DSC00421.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IldgeMH9Vnk/ShSxEhtbK1I/AAAAAAAAAEc/ImifFbRDcbI/s320/DSC00421.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338086149667367762" border="0" /></a>JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-48529225635855304202009-04-29T11:06:00.000-07:002009-04-29T12:39:54.677-07:00Jungle vs. JungleHere are some of my favorite differences between Peru's Amazon jungle and NYC's urban one...<br /><br />PERU<br />Everybody I met seemed completely happy<br /><br />NYC<br />Nobody I meet seems particularly happy at all<br /><br />PERU<br />Nobody complains about anything, not even children<br /><br />NYC<br />Everybody complains about everything<br /><br />PERU<br />Most folks don't have a pot to piss in<br /><br />NYC<br />Piss-pots abound (and come in many fancy styles and colors)<br /><br />PERU<br />Sits on edge of largest expanse of wild nature on Earth<br /><br />NYC<br />Has well-manicured, perfectly rectangular tree museum in the middle of it<br /><br />PERU<br />Jungle rats are not only edible and delicious, but are even medicinal (cure bronchitis)<br /><br />NYC<br />Rats must not be eaten under any circumstances, and their unstoppable army will one day rule the surface world<br /><br />PERU<br />Totally worth learning Spanish for<br /><br />NYC<br />Spanish can’t hurt you here either, actuallyJLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-56916408359184157062009-04-10T08:42:00.000-07:002009-04-10T08:47:51.058-07:00Thought of the DayHere's how it all boils down:<br /><br />The more we merge with what we create (products, fashions, entertainment distractions, etc.) the more stressed out and sick we become, on the individual, societal and environmental levels. The more we merge with that which creates us (each other, nature, a higher power/spiritual realm) the happier and healthier we become, on the individual, societal and environmental levels.<br /><br />Enjoy your day!JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-321912784111425669.post-38618370599479640412009-04-08T18:31:00.000-07:002009-04-09T13:34:55.369-07:00Ok, I Admit it...... there are some TV shows that I genuinely enjoy.<br /><br />I know, I know. That makes me a lousy leftist. And a less interesting person. But at least I'm honest.<br /><br />One of the shows I like is this new, slightly overweening drama "Kings." Big budget, good acting, interesting characters, insightful writing with keen social commentary, blah blah blah. It doesn't hurt that the lighting, cinematography, sets and locations are all gorgeous either, with many of the exteriors and even many interiors shot in NYC, to great effect. I recognized the auditorium of the New York Times HQ building in a recent episode. It looked better in the show than it did in person.<br /><br />The most recent episode was kind of a metaphor for the Israeli/Palestinian conflict, centering on a land-for-peace deal, bitterly opposed by the people living in the area that would be given back to the enemy in exchange for an end to the violence. Except in this case, the land in question is, like, Seattle.<br /><br />The other show I like is one that, by rights, I should loathe. Or at least seriously resent. It is a middle-brow work-place comedy, stupidly entitled "Better Off Ted." The first mildly irritating thing about the show is that its logo uses the exact same font as the <a href="http://www.ted.com/">TED conference</a> organization, a truly important cultural force which no mere TV show would ever deserve to be associated with. But then, it's just a logo font and I should probably let it go.<br /><br />The show is about a guy (obviously named 'Ted') who runs the research and development efforts of an amoral mega-corporation portrayed as something like GE and Monsanto combined. They make everything from light bulbs to genetically modified food crops to advanced weapons systems. Each episode begins with a promotional spot for this fictitious company complete with mellifluous female voice-over and slick production quality. The main character is a likable everyman, aware of the absurdities of his job while struggling to live up to the fairly basic moral code which he has instilled in his own 7-year-old (?) daughter. The other characters are all quirky and likable too and include an obligatory cute love-interest woman, two obligatory nerdy/zany lab-coated scientists who argue a lot despite being best friends, and then there's Ted's boss. She is the second thing about the show that mildly irritates me.<br /><br />Ted's boss is basically (exactly!) a character I wrote as the boss of a giant cosmetics company in a zombie screenplay I've been working on (on and off) for, um, wow, a few years now, crap. Some of you might be familiar with it. Anyway, seeing what pretty well amounts to a character I created some years ago, fully realized in a mainstream network TV show today is... I gotta say... pretty fucking strange. I feel like I should be really pissed off, but Portia de Rossi does such a good job with the character (playing her as the single most comically icy and heartless person you've ever begrudgingly liked) that I can't really complain. If anything, it makes me want to submit scripts and force my way onto the show's writing staff.<br /><br />The satire varies from pretty dead-on sharp, to not-edgy-or-scathing-enough, to satirizing something which is even more absurd/horrible in real life so you can't count it as satire. Obviously, I'd like to see the show take a meaner, darker approach, but even in its currently tame and whimsical state, I have to admit... it does kinda tickle me. Pretty consistently too. And yeah, if I wrote for it, it would be much harder to find sponsors and it would have to be on late at night (much less "family friendly") and would probably piss off a lot of decent salt-of-the-earth types. Oh well. I guess I'll have to be satisfied with it the way it is. For better or worse, it definitely reminds me of some of the actual jobs I've had over the years. Well right, I guess that would have to go in the "worse" column.<br /><br />Of course, it is also possible that this piece of toothless fluff is completely lame, I'm losing my mind in my old age and am now way too easily amused. I really don't know.<br /><br />Cheers!<br /><br />PS: Sorry I've dropped off the face of the earth lately. I'll try to pay more attention to this here word thing again. I'm leaving for Peru on the 16th, staying in the jungle for a couple weeks, and may have some fun things to write about upon my return, so there's that.JLhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13662357570455044513noreply@blogger.com0