YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE MY ANSWERS! Copy this note and write a new note. Then erase my answers and fill in your answers. Tag your friends and don't forget to tag me too. Remember, you can't use the same answer as the person who sent it to you. If my answers are dumb, it's because the person before me had the good ones!
1. Name something you use in the shower: salad tongs
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: pantyhose
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: dead hooker
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: salad tongs
5. What is another word for blemish? Dubya
6. Something you cook in the microwave: chips ahoy cookies, seriously, 20 seconds, try it.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving: man-sized safe
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: puts the porn video they made on the internet
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: sobriety
10. Name something a boy scout gets a merit badge for: ratting out commies
11. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it: "play along with The Newlywed Game home version, only $19.95 available at Walgreens and wherever fine products are sold"
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth: The Sugar 5000
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: threaten to stop sleeping with him unless he murders her husband
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? review the nanny-cam footage
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: swiss cheese helmet
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: global oil supply
1 comment:
The answer to what the dog does that embarrasses you is AMAZING. Nicely done.
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