Here are some of my favorite differences between Peru's Amazon jungle and NYC's urban one...
PERU
Everybody I met seemed completely happy
NYC
Nobody I meet seems particularly happy at all
PERU
Nobody complains about anything, not even children
NYC
Everybody complains about everything
PERU
Most folks don't have a pot to piss in
NYC
Piss-pots abound (and come in many fancy styles and colors)
PERU
Sits on edge of largest expanse of wild nature on Earth
NYC
Has well-manicured, perfectly rectangular tree museum in the middle of it
PERU
Jungle rats are not only edible and delicious, but are even medicinal (cure bronchitis)
NYC
Rats must not be eaten under any circumstances, and their unstoppable army will one day rule the surface world
PERU
Totally worth learning Spanish for
NYC
Spanish can’t hurt you here either, actually
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