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1. Name something you use in the shower: salad tongs
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform: pantyhose
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield: dead hooker
4. Name something a man might buy before a date: salad tongs
5. What is another word for blemish? Dubya
6. Something you cook in the microwave: chips ahoy cookies, seriously, 20 seconds, try it.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving: man-sized safe
8. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: puts the porn video they made on the internet
9. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: sobriety
10. Name something a boy scout gets a merit badge for: ratting out commies
11. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it: "play along with The Newlywed Game home version, only $19.95 available at Walgreens and wherever fine products are sold"
12. Name a sport where players lose teeth: The Sugar 5000
13. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day: threaten to stop sleeping with him unless he murders her husband
14. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? review the nanny-cam footage
15. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: swiss cheese helmet
16. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: global oil supply