Saturday, September 15, 2012

Bike Stuff

Things for which a bicycle makes a superior substitute:

1. metrocard
2. gym membership
3. hair dryer
4. hair stylist
5. video-game console
6. oil-war-centric foreign policy
7. prozac

Sunday, May 6, 2012

First World Problems

- Google took over Blogspot and now I have to sign in with a gmail account or something.

- My favorite place to order brunch delivery isn't on seamlessweb, so I'll have to either call them on the phone or order from my second-favorite brunch place.

- I had lots of unfinished drafts of potential blog posts and now that Google has taken over, I'm not sure how to access them.

- All our institutions are the exact opposite of what they say they are.

Thursday, March 1, 2012


Santorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter created by engaging in anal sex.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Thought of the Day

Speaking truth to power is easier than speaking truth to the fools exploited by it. Of course, for democracy to survive, we must do both.