Monday, September 28, 2015

Ted Cruz Campaign Promise

Ted Cruz wants you to kill for him.
While campaigning, Senator Ted Cruz promised that if elected, he would grant a presidential pardon to anyone convicted of murdering any or all of his political opponents, thereby smoothing his path to the Oval Office.  The staunchly pro-life candidate added that a coupon for 15% off a Smith and Wesson high powered rifle with a scope was available for download at his campaign website.  Wayne LaPierre of the National Rifle Association praised the move as the kind of decisive leadership this country needs.

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