I just realized how old I am. You see... this morning, I turned a corner in my life, and am now faced with a concrete unwavering signifier of my oldness. I used to be one way, and now I am another. Just this morning, I discovered that I, Jon Levin, now actually kind of like... raisins in my breakfast cereal.
Now get off of my lawn before I call the cops!
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